Inner Peace

[Doreen Peri]

Becoming Calm..

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Rum, a bottle of Baileys, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake, some Cough Syrup and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel.

[judih]

one good burp and you'll hit nirvana

[Doreen Peri]

hehe

*burrrrrrrp*

ahhhhhhhhhhh



(wish I wrote this piece... can't take credit for it.. got it in my email this morning. cracked me up)