funny or just wierd?
Posted: November 1st, 2006, 2:51 pm
This is a brief correspondence on myspace between me and some random dude who dug up my profile. My name should be pretty obvious ([n]double[g][er] if you just need to be sure)Read from the bottom up and let me know if you're laughing or vomiting at the end of this.
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:24 AM
i guess ill jerk off and finger myself
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From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:21 PM
dude, all I can do is direct you to a couple of street corners and tell you to hope for the best. I feel sorry for you but that's going to dry up and I'm going to get pissed. Now good luck but definitely good-bye.
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:17 AM
plz i hate bein a virgin
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From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:14 PM
I'm kind of not flattered. Regardless of your offer, I've still gotta say no thanks, buddy.
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:12 AM
25?
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From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:10 PM
no thanks, buddy.
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:55 AM
a quickie
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From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 11:50 AM
of course I do. The question to ask would be am I willing to do whatever dubious task it is that would allow me to make 20 bucks. Which is what?
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:34 AM
hi you want to make 20 bucks
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:24 AM
i guess ill jerk off and finger myself
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:21 PM
dude, all I can do is direct you to a couple of street corners and tell you to hope for the best. I feel sorry for you but that's going to dry up and I'm going to get pissed. Now good luck but definitely good-bye.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:17 AM
plz i hate bein a virgin
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:14 PM
I'm kind of not flattered. Regardless of your offer, I've still gotta say no thanks, buddy.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:12 AM
25?
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From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:10 PM
no thanks, buddy.
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From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:55 AM
a quickie
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 11:50 AM
of course I do. The question to ask would be am I willing to do whatever dubious task it is that would allow me to make 20 bucks. Which is what?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:34 AM
hi you want to make 20 bucks