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How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Posted: November 11th, 2004, 1:02 am
by perezoso
His hand caught on fire.
Posted: November 11th, 2004, 1:05 am
by perezoso
How do ya fit 4 litkicks poets on a barstool......
smear it with pachouli oil
and then turn it upside down
Posted: November 11th, 2004, 1:08 am
by perezoso
How did the Priest get the Nun pregnant?
Dressed her like an altar boy.
Posted: November 11th, 2004, 1:20 am
by Doreen Peri
They're having a Michael Jackson Sale at Walmart this week.
Boys pants half off.
Posted: November 11th, 2004, 1:21 am
by Doreen Peri
If Michael Jackson gets one more child molestation charge, he'll be invited into the priesthood.
Posted: November 12th, 2004, 12:17 am
by Doreen Peri
What's large, gray, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.