The Duck after a hard day at work.

[Doreen Peri]

i love this thread!

[jimboloco]

"Oh the money game is unreal. Even if Greenspun waz a jazzer, my
cubbies!"

[jimboloco]

Ya! The full monty......that's what I'm talkin' about!!!!

I dare ya! I triple dog dare ya! I triple dog/sober duck dare ya!!!!

Jimbo wrote

I bet your bottom half looks like a duck!

that sounds like a dare to me!

Jimbo wrote

This Cuban doctor I work with used to tell me that I look like Che Guevar, "from the waste up!"

Guessing here.......would that be the ears?


I'm sorry.....apparently I am very juvenile!

You are right, wht I wear a hat in publick. And since my toes are exposed, the hat keeps them from wiggling with the earz.

Well, Sober D-man, you've created quite a stir, here.

[mousey1]

Well, as Joe Cocker says or sings......

"You can leave your hat on"


Bears Jimbo!!!! I love bears!!!!


My, you have quite a way with them too. And you have managed to prove for good and for all that yes Bears do indeed _ _ _ _ in the woods. But do they flush? See if you can flush, I mean flesh that out for us.

[mousey1]

sober's workin' up the nerve to do the

FULL MONTY!

[stilltrucking]

"He showed his ass" In the Shenandoah Valley it means acting like a jerk.


there was an article in Scientific American about
Cognitive dissonance, they paid college sophomores to tell lies, the less they paid the better they lied. The more they paid the harder it was for them to lie. Seems counter intuitive.

I would do it too but i could only do it with a clear conscience if it paid less

[mousey1]

still wrote:

"He showed his ass" In the Shenandoah Valley it means acting like a jerk.

Apparently I "show my ass" alot!

My apologies!


Less is more and more is less, more or less. Who said that? Oh yeah....it was Lester More.

1, 2, 3...


GROAN!

[Sober Duck]

Ironic, Just yesterday I met the pastor of a local church. His name is Les Goode. While giving his name thought the name Les More crossed my mind as a potential character in a story. What a cosmic connection and it blows my mind that someone far far away is thinking of the same name.
My favorite character name is Detective Bunch Luffet. Figure that one out.

[stilltrucking]

You can leave your hat on"

You Can Leave Your Hat On Lyrics
Artist(Band):Randy Newman
I think he wrote it.

Apparently I "show my ass" alot!

My apologies!

No, no apology needed, your ass prettier then most peoples faces,
Showing my ass has a lot to do with taking ones problems out on some one else. I still do it. Never know when, but less and less I hope. jitterbug, I don’t think I have ever seen his ass
I run into a snag with my full monty picture. I had to hock my nipple rings to buy a camera and I feel naked with out them

edited
I must be having posters remorse.
I was trying for silly and funny, not rude and crude, that was a hell of a way to talk to a woman with your style. I hope you do not have any body issues that I have pricked, dam there I go again


see I am smiling when I said it, like "Smile when you say that Pardner)

sometimes class seperates people more then anything else, you got it principessa.

back to the sruggle for the legal tender,
thanks for being

a pal to pitch to

, I like that line a lot. ripped it off from someone over at the scroll

[mousey1]

"Bunch Luffet"

Ya, I saw that "big butt" comment..... Your ass is grass mister

Ha Ha Ha! You worry too much mister deleter and editor du jour.

My skin is skin thin!


still wrote:

I had to hock my nipple rings to buy a camera and I feel naked with out them.

If I had a dollar or a dime
for every silly or funny line
that I swallowed whole along with my size 8/9
I'd be a princepessa indeed
Fairly rolling in it!

My botched and backfiring humour will go down in the anals of history along with the likes of say oh, I don't know, Mussolini (case in point)

a pal to pitch to

I'll take that pitch!

Did anyone ever tell you you throw like a girl!
Now, hmmmm, to delete or not to delete

NO WAY!!!!

[Sober Duck]

Body On The Bank
By
Richard Moylan Jr.
By the time Homicide arrived, the body had been covered and the area taped off. Detective Bunch Luffet and his partner Detective Minnestrone walked toward the body with anticipation, making mental notes of the surrounding crime scene. They asked the standard questions that would be asked when starting an investigation. A uniformed officer came forward and boasted, “Looks like a mob hit to me.”
The body just happened to be a little down river from the docks and Detective Luffet knew the docks were notorious for mob activity. Detective Minnestrone pointed out that this was the third body to be pulled out of the river this year. As the detectives prepared to view the body they could not help but be distracted by the clanging chains of a nearby coal conveyor. Almost instantly the odor of the partially decomposed body regained their attention and they continued the investigation. Detective Luffet, after hesitating for a moment, lifted the rubber sheet covering the body. Detective Minnestrone surprisingly shouts, “My God, he’s wrapped in chains!” Luffet drops the sheet and says, “Imagine that.” His partner replies, “Imagine what?” Luffet responds, “Poor sap, trying to steal more chain than he can swim with.”

[mousey1]

Heh Heh sober.

I see you're awfully prolific today. My goodness you've been writing up a verbal storm.

Some funny stuff!

"Bunch Luffet" I wonder if his knickers are in a twist? Get it...bunch, twist....heh heh.

[Sober Duck]

Hey Mousey, We should get together one day and go to a lunch Buffet.

[jimboloco]

http://www.davidcronenberg.de/nakedlunesquire.jpg

[Sober Duck]

Yep, that's Bunch Luffet. I don't recgonize the guy on the left.
Man, Bunch Luffet sure resembles Buckaroo Bonzi.