Oh I'll Tell You A Story of Whiskey and Mystics and Men

[izeveryboyin]

went to powder my nose with a hose and a book of short prose. Who knows I'll be a hero of the bong, sing-along kiddies, doin drugs ain't wrong. Sure it'll fuck ya up and piss ya down, but who the hell needs Barney when there's barbituates around.
--K

[jimboloco]

I was gonna say ya went ta powder yer nose but
din wanna offend ya
with such
macho prose
yet I knows from my own sweet youth
ya gotta be careful when ya messin with those
barbituous

I done opium in the Nam
an heroin too
but smoked 'em
just toked 'em
a time or 2

as I said, take care of you
my sweet poetess

i must confess
u r a bute

today a play day
a martini
an waitin for a toot of pot

but I keep it under my hat!

Are we family?
yes or not
we got
a happy lot
today.
Less keep it that way.

[izeveryboyin]

post reply, to two or three messages on the board of dispositon I admit by fair ommission that I failed in my submission, sniff the coke or drink the gin, you'll be pissin red again, but the doctors all hae said, even if you're getting head, if you smoke the water bed, then you're brain cells'll go dead. I'm a bute, jimbo's cute, we'll go shoot a rose up our nose, cuz the prose ain't enuff, you and me we want the good stuff, we want the high, the low, the illegal porno, the snow, the blow, the cold hard floor, after one two three four, whiskey shots behind the door. He winched at me, I said said "for sure", quoth the raven "nevermore."

[jimboloco]

You're too cute for words
but words is all we got
ya got a lot.
Yer hot.

[izeveryboyin]

you're just cholk full o the good stuff ain't cha? oh yeah.. she loves it. she loves it.