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Post by Sober Duck » April 1st, 2005, 6:27 pm

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A little self promotion never hurts.

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Post by judih » April 2nd, 2005, 12:44 am

do i detect unusually inflated biceps or is it just imagination

been (gasp) workin out, s.d?

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Post by mousey1 » April 2nd, 2005, 1:04 am

gasp
Er, what are you promotin' again?

You madcap! :D
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by Sober Duck » April 2nd, 2005, 8:49 am

Judith, I have always been an iron pumpin wanna be but never got anywhere with it. What little I have comes from hard work, something I do enjoy. The only exersise I get.

Mousey, SELF promotion, no one else will do it for me.
Actually, you made a comment a few threads back,
"everyone post a pic, full frontal prefered." So I said what the heck,
I'll give it a try.

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Post by jimboloco » April 9th, 2005, 9:45 pm

That's only half way man.
I bet your bottom half looks like a duck!

This Cuban doctor I work with used to tell me that I look like Che Guevara, "from the waste up!"

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http://andi.0x0000.de/che/che-guevara.jpg
I finally compromised and shaved for awhile, but it grew back, my whiskers.
Demasiado malo, seguro.

Sorry about the link, it's just that you treminded me of the doc's little pestering joke.
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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Post by mousey1 » April 10th, 2005, 12:22 am

Ya! The full monty......that's what I'm talkin' about!!!!

I dare ya! I triple dog dare ya! I triple dog/sober duck dare ya!!!!

Jimbo wrote
I bet your bottom half looks like a duck!
that sounds like a dare to me! :)

Jimbo wrote
This Cuban doctor I work with used to tell me that I look like Che Guevar, "from the waste up!"
Guessing here.......would that be the ears? 8)


:oops: I'm sorry.....apparently I am very juvenile! :oops:
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by Zlatko Waterman » April 10th, 2005, 11:53 am

Look at what terrific results can be had from these folks!


http://www.faceandfigure.com/site/menbo ... #butt17952


Just glance at what a great job they did on me, for instance:


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And HERE's what they did for my face and upper body ( leather jacket extra . . .)



Zlatko






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Post by jimboloco » April 11th, 2005, 6:53 am

Oh the Cuban Doc was referring to Che's "manhood", not my ears.

:oops:
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Post by mousey1 » April 11th, 2005, 10:41 am

JIMBO!!! And :oops: you should!

And get a load of Zlat!!!!

If I ever go for an overhaul I'm gonna see if I can end up looking like Johnny Depp! I will love me! Then I'll be able to keep my hands to myself!!!!! :D
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by jimboloco » April 11th, 2005, 10:51 am

Mousey if I looked like you I'd be passionate about me, too.

What if you looked like SD? I only show my behatted head, kind of a self-decapitation!

Off with is haid! screamed the Queen.Image
alice in chains "jar of flies"

Z man 's buns built for comfort
not for speed, Huck Finn his
alter egoooooH where'z the zrtaw to chew on?????

Shit I gotta get me a camera, who knows what trouble I gould get into, like I wanna photograph my wife when she's sitting on the throne! :wink:
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Post by mousey1 » April 11th, 2005, 11:25 am

Leave your poor wifey alone...

and...

PHOTOGRAPH YOUR OWN SELF ON DA THRONE!!! 8)

Ah, those ain't really Zlats buns...hmmmm, I wonder how I know that.....one things for sure, they ain't Sly's either....


a self-decapitation
clever :)
a self-capitation....no a self-hatitation....

:roll:

And I'm only passionate about me when I'm alone! :oops: Now that's a two blush comment!!! :oops: :oops: or perhaps three.. :oops: :oops: :oops:
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by stilltrucking » April 11th, 2005, 2:00 pm

I know that i'm not the answer to all of your questions
B7 E
Lord knows you know you wish you were the answer to mine
A E
But darling if you ain't a thing but a change in direction
B7 E
God knows i know you'll be someone i'm lucky to find



Chorus.
B7 E

So you show me yours and i'll show you mine.

those were the most insincere emoticons I have ever seen
:)
So professor z finaly shows his ass.
I wonder if that expression “he showed his ass” means the same thing in California as it does in the Shenandoah Valley.

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Post by Zlatko Waterman » April 12th, 2005, 9:32 am

Dear Senor Camionista:


Yep. We're both Californiacs, you probably noticed. And "show your ass" sometimes has to do with poker games here, but usually it's a derriere affair.

As mousey pointed out, however, that isn't my own lower supercargo. It's just a "before and after" mock-up from some professional models on the body enhancement site.

But I do sometimes employ a body double at $250/hr. when I do booty shoots.

Did you know that the people who give the Golden Turkey Awards, the Medveds:

http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedi ... rkey-Award


gave Sylvester Stallone the award for "The Worst Acting at over 14,000 feet" for his mountain-climbing adventure movie, "Cliffhanger"?


( amusing story here):


http://dirckhalstead.org/issue9804/slyedge.htm


Plastic surgery is an interesting concept. I'm always impressed by people who DON'T make it on their looks--- Henry Kissinger, Madeline Albright , Alan Greenspan ( who, believe it or not, began as a professional jazz musician) and Janet Reno, for instance.



Zlatko

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Post by mousey1 » April 12th, 2005, 10:22 am

A whispered poem.....

Yes, you must whisper it seductively as you read....

Plastic Reconstruction

Oh....baby
Pulled taut like that
Stretched thin
Your now resilient skin
So lustrous smooth
Snaps like new elastic
And when you smile
Yes when you smile
Your toes move




$250 an hour Zlat!!!! I'll double for your booty shoots anytime!!!


Sly Stallone and Sharon Stone...... :? gag, cough, choke, splutter.....


Oh, and jacky, if you refer to my emoticons they are always sincere :P the sincerest......
sincerely :)
mousey1 :)
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by stilltrucking » April 12th, 2005, 3:52 pm

I got a got a 1500 dollar offer from Proctology Products Corporation for some pictures of my sphinxters. If only I was not so shy. It would be like a dream come true. Like finally figuring out which keys to press on my little thoumaturgic silicon pal, and making gadizzillions$$$$$$$$$$$
so now I worship in the temple of commerce, where:
increased spending opportunities mean harder work for everyone firesighn

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