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- Sober Duck
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- Sober Duck
- Posts: 691
- Joined: September 11th, 2004, 6:48 pm
- Location: Gloucester
- Sober Duck
- Posts: 691
- Joined: September 11th, 2004, 6:48 pm
- Location: Gloucester
- Sober Duck
- Posts: 691
- Joined: September 11th, 2004, 6:48 pm
- Location: Gloucester
you haven't changed much, mon
especially the nape of the neck!
they was this irish priest got stopped by the fuzz
he's got booz on the breath an a half bottle of wine in his lap
fuzz says,"what's that you got, padre?
he says,"why this is water, man."
fuzz says,"looks like wine to me, padre."
"oh," he says, "he's done it again, dear lord!"
especially the nape of the neck!
they was this irish priest got stopped by the fuzz
he's got booz on the breath an a half bottle of wine in his lap
fuzz says,"what's that you got, padre?
he says,"why this is water, man."
fuzz says,"looks like wine to me, padre."
"oh," he says, "he's done it again, dear lord!"
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
- Sober Duck
- Posts: 691
- Joined: September 11th, 2004, 6:48 pm
- Location: Gloucester
There were these two Lepricahns who walked up to a convent and banged on the door.
The Reverend Mother answered the door and asks
"May I help you?"
One Lepricahn leaned foward and asks,
"Reverend Mother, might you have any nuns that are Lepricahns?"
The Reverend Mother replies,
"No, my son, no, we have no nuns that are Lepricahns."
"Are you sure you don't have a nun that's a Lepricahn?"
"No, we have no Lepricahns." She replies.
"Might you be mistaken? You must have a nun that's a Lepricahn."
Becoming inpatient with the Lepricahns she screams,
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY NUN'S THAT ARE LEPRICAHNS!"
The Lepricahn steps back and says,
"Ah Micheal, I told a you been screwin a penguin."
The Reverend Mother answered the door and asks
"May I help you?"
One Lepricahn leaned foward and asks,
"Reverend Mother, might you have any nuns that are Lepricahns?"
The Reverend Mother replies,
"No, my son, no, we have no nuns that are Lepricahns."
"Are you sure you don't have a nun that's a Lepricahn?"
"No, we have no Lepricahns." She replies.
"Might you be mistaken? You must have a nun that's a Lepricahn."
Becoming inpatient with the Lepricahns she screams,
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY NUN'S THAT ARE LEPRICAHNS!"
The Lepricahn steps back and says,
"Ah Micheal, I told a you been screwin a penguin."
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