Yous are cordially invited

[bennie]

haha, we say yous too, just like new yawkahs.

Anyway, since I'm studying web design now I thought I'd make a frames based website all of my own to give me something to do (the blisters on my dick have blisters -- internet porn -- broadband access and no girlfriend does that to a guy -- my dick needs a break, hence all the web designing)

Have a look and let me know what you think. I'm sorry about the pain in the arse pop up ad, which isn't really a pop up ad but is sort of a pull down menu type ad...

I've had a look at the site using Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer 6 so if anyone has any other browser I'd be grateful if you could tell me how it looks.

Ta

http://www.geocities.com/bennietorrance/

PS- I only have one poem up at the moment and a few photos in transport section. I'll put a lot more up on the site tomorrow.

thanks for looking.

[Lightning Rod]

bennie,

you've got a good start here. Quick and clean.

All I wanna know is whatsamatta wif dos gurls in Scotland?

Maybe you need to circulate in the high class joints instead of the rock pubs and find some gorgeous young professional woman who can appreciate your wit and talent. (and maybe even support you)

[bennie]

Yes, you've got it made you texan bastard.

But "high class joints" usually means a fucking wine lodge or something like that.

I'd definitely have no qualms with being supported by a hot professional type though. A fucking trainee solicitor with a nice flat in the west end. Fuck, she may even have a cat and a spider plant, who knows?

It takes a special kind of person to feel like they're going to die alone when they're only 25. I'm that person. I'm too shy. A shy fucking poet. Have you ever heard of such a fucking thing?

Thanks for having a look at the site, mate. Quick and clean is what I like. I hate sites with loads of irritating crap like animated graphics and stuff.

[Lightning Rod]

I know I've got it made
but I do work for a living

the reason I've got it made is that I enjoy the love of a beautiful and talented and smart woman. I found her by accident, the way all the best things in life come to us.

But I spent all day printing brochures and taking care of business.

Your hands are too fine to not be appreciated, bennie
don't be shy

[mtmynd]

a bare bones site you have here, Bennie... much like an old black and white movie. I like that. Next you can add a black and white porn picture site... not too many of those around. I have a small collection that I gathered in my earlier years of some kitchey (is that right?) vintage porn that would be displayed quite well on your site, providing you don't spend too much time slappin willie before you get them posted, of course.