Imaginary Correspondence Between Levo and Dexter

[Lightning Rod]

(my friend Barry Gremillion and I have maintained an imaginary correspondence for a number of years. It is between Levo and Dexter. That's left and right in Latin. When we go to the realm of the absurd, which both of us often do, we sign our letters as Levo or Dexter. I'm Dex.)

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Levo,

The only thing saving me of late is the Olympics. I feel hopelessly hung in the middle. Everything is 'pending.' The checks are in the mail.

I already have a gold medal in self-doubt. I might double up with self-pity. They are even more disgusting events than the shot put or whatever that thing is that they do with the ribbons.

I've been trying to join the mafia but I can't find where to do it online. I've tried iMob and omerta.com. Finally I made it to OneWayTicket.com. Check 'I have read the terms of service and I promise to keep my mouth shut.'

I figure it will do my self esteem good to wear a sharkskin suit. I'm looking for one right now on eBay.

I'm setting my office up in The Pink Pussy down on Harry Hines Blvd. I know it ain't The Godfather, but you gotta start somewhere, right?

I'll be taking bets, running girls, maybe some insurance scams
kickback schemes and dealing a little dope on the side.

I'll need a bodyguard of course and a discreet pistol of my own.

You can reach me by email here: gumba@wiseguy.com

Don't talk about business.

Dex

[Nazz]

I need one of those... an imaginary correspondent. And maybe a translator. Or a transistor.

Looking for a sharkskin suit on e-bay... so post-post-celluloid..
Nice.

[Lightning Rod]

nazz,
if you want an imaginary friend, I would refer you to Stilltrucking
I think he leases them

[Arcadia]

I've been trying to join the mafia but I can't find where to do it online

[stilltrucking]

I am meek
I will inherit the earth
after fire next time


the dextro of the di-ethy amide
i wish I had some for you

[dadio]

Bless the poet, bless his work, enjoyed this.

[Doreen Peri]

nazz,
if you want an imaginary friend, I would refer you to Stilltrucking
I think he leases them

And I miss his humor. One of the funniest guys I've ever known.