By Steve Plonk
Oh Lordy, won't ya buy me a VW Passat.
I have an old Saturn, I really love a lot.
But I believe it's past its time & is shot.
Saturn's tripped, & its ripped, & tattered & torn,
My old Saturn has paint chipped & worn,
Oh readers I hope you'll forgive all this corn...
Looking forward to winning the lotto any day now,
It t'would buy me a new car, a house & more chow,
I'm looking forward to writing in my artlog right now...
My artlog is called the Flying Horse Cafe,
I have plenty more material coming your way,
Thanks for reading, hope you've come here to stay...
