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Scat Penny Haiku (Reprise)

(From my thread,Scat Penny Haiku, in
"Rant , Rage & Laugh" forum, continued here.)




Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:55 pm

"Scat Penny Haiku"
By Steve Plonk

To pee, or not to pee,
Is that the question?
Whether pointers or
Sitters be--
Yet, we are all joiners,
Making the world wet...
This we must not forget.



Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:10 pm

"Scatty Penny Haiku"
By Steve Plonk

I'm proud to be
An American,
I'm happy to be free,
But I wish I was a pit bulldog,
& John Boehner was a tree...
I'd wet him down & he would cry &
he'd call his wifey to dry his eye.




Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby jimboloco » Thu May 12, 2011 4:01 am

I piss you a hairy patch of sweetness.
No crabs, please.
i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om

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Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Mon May 23, 2011 10:14 pm

Thank you, Jimboloco, for stinting so licely...
Gotta nudder one fer yuh!

"Scatty Goobers for Heaven Haiku"
By Steve Plonk

(a)
There were lotsa scatty goobers
Who dropped all their loobers,
To try to capture farties--
Rubes, too, were roped in
The vigilant corral--
Where they bellowed like cattle
Over apocalyptic prattle,
With vertical smiles
Holding their drooling chiles,
Were disappointed by
A tongue-tied preacher,
Who misinterpreted a biblical teacher,
Captured everyones achy breaky farty
With musical notes off the charty...
***
(b)
Hearty har har, goes Christy in her flash car...
Sorry about that, Henry Gibson,
But my sight seems to turn like a prism,
Flashing & dashing & dipping my wick,
Until my hearty goes tick, tick, tick...
These fake revelations make me sick, sick, sick...
So let's wait another ten yarn,
Then, another rube, good lasso-er
Will come along with a big corral,
To turn regular ears into a sows...
Oxycontin to the unwashed masses...





Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:00 pm

"Funny North Korean Scat Haiku"

Little North Korean leader
Asks to be appeased,
So, let's send the SOB
More "kraft mac & cheese"...

We not want funny
Suitcase atomic bomb
Rocketed into a
Backyard in territory Guam...



Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:59 pm

"Batman Robot Caught the Dzhokhar"

Batman robot caught the Dzhokhar,
That ethnic Chechen didn't get too far,
After he fled from that stolen car...
They converged upon him in a backyard boat,
Captured that bloody Dzhokhar sloat...

Dzhokhar was such a stone faced killer,
That he ran over his own dead brother...
Hope he's thrown under the jailhouse,
Because Dzhokhar is a bombing killer louse...

Boston, I hope, will now rest in ease,
Now that those Chechen bombers
Aren't in the breeze...

Re: Scat Penny Haiku

Postby Steve Plonk » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:09 pm

Time to refresh these poems. Readers, I keep them cards & letters coming...

Donald Trump is
Nothing but a
Squawking turnip.

That is in bizarro world
Where turnips can do that...
We appear to have
Entered the circus
In that dimension...

Donald Trump weighs 290 pounds &
Eats "cheetos" in the white house basement,
While tweeting all those
Gopher twits in Congress.

Director Comey was sent homey,
Now he lives in the rocks like a coney,
Trump fired his FBI honey,
Because the Russia investigation
Made Trump funny.

Senator Mitch McConnell can roll up the trumpcare health
bill & use it as a suppository.

Twinkle, twinkle, little Trump czar,
Putin put you where you are...

Scat Penny Haiku #222
By Steve Plonk

Spitty the spot
Smoke some pot
Fill your mind with dry rot...

Take heed before
You smoke the weed...
It's a bucking wildflower steed.

Scat Penny Haiku: 3/2/18
By Steve Plonk

Hello Trumpty Bumpkin,
How's the frost upon
Your pumpkin?

"Judge Kavanaugh: A Parody"
By Steve Plonk

Kavanaugh
He has an itchy penis,
Kavanaugh
Thinks he's a gift to Venus

Kavanaugh
He has a funny pecker
Kavanaugh
They say his past is checkered

He wants to be judge
On the supreme court
But he's afraid of a bad report,
People on the Committee
Are tired of his ditty...

Kavanaugh
The girls think he' s pretty
Kavanaugh
Will have to leave the city...

Kavanaugh
Is afraid of the FBI
Who might catch him in a lie

Kavanaugh
Hearing postponed until next week
Kavanaugh
Victims get a chance to speak...

Kavanaugh
He likes to get tipsy
Kavanaugh
He used to live like a gypsy,

His magnificent repast
Has caught up with his sass...
Kavanaugh, he's got a week
For the FBI to seek...

Oh spritely, brightly Kavanaugh...

(May be sung to the tune of "Song Sung Blue", with apologies to Neil Diamond)

RAINBOW FLAG OF FREEDOM
By Steve Plonk

Hold the flag dear
Don't matter if you're "queer",

Fly the flag on your porch
Don't matter if you're "butch",

Rally round the flag, all dressed in drag,
Fly the rainbow flag of freedom.

Scat Penny Haiku: Putin
By Steve Plonk

Screw Putin in the ass,
With a dildo made of brass.