Trailer Park Haiku Contest!!

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Trailer Park Haiku Contest!!

Post by Scootertrash » November 26th, 2004, 2:08 am

Yes! Write the winning Haiku and win a fabulous PRIZE!!

You know what to do!

So, let's get crackin'!!!

Bad meth in head
cops on trailer roof
they ruin my tweak
big time
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Post by judih » November 26th, 2004, 3:24 am

scratching don't help
one belch from passing out
empty beer can
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hindu ku

Post by stilltrucking » November 28th, 2004, 12:10 am

tweak freak
tombstones
for eyeballs
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Kali and Medusa

Post by stilltrucking » December 1st, 2004, 5:39 pm

stay of the glass
slipery slide
somebody dies
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um,

Post by YABYUM » December 7th, 2004, 6:15 pm

hit me where it hurts
take your fucking hand and tears
ronnie wants some beers
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Post by stilltrucking » December 7th, 2004, 7:37 pm

head hurts
lost my sense
of tumor
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Post by judih » December 7th, 2004, 11:19 pm

tattoo my ass
pierce my bloody eyeball
ah! what a party
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Post by stilltrucking » December 14th, 2004, 12:59 pm

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Post by judih » December 14th, 2004, 1:59 pm

sacral
throat
and
crown
OverActive!

balance is needed here
chakra meditation

over active means these zones in your body are taking too much initiative in your lifespan.

balance
over sensation and over speaking and over reception of thought

is over capacity

balance

the chakra test is purely for entertainment, but perhaps there's a grain of truth within.

you decide, still t
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Post by STUPID BOB » December 26th, 2004, 10:31 am

silver needle
red flag
blackout
Carpe Delirium
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Post by Scootertrash » December 27th, 2004, 2:39 am

Success was mine
COPS!!
Paradise Lost


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Post by Doreen Peri » December 27th, 2004, 11:07 am

strange photos.

i don't get it.

i thought this was a haiku contest thread.

hmmmm....

those photos come from yer trailer, scoot?
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Post by Anonymous-one » December 27th, 2004, 12:32 pm

Over flowing ashtray.
Flies fornicate on the wall.
Pee stain at my feet.



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time warpku

Post by gypsyjoker » August 31st, 2005, 5:25 pm

yesterday
tomorrow
was today
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Post by stilltrucking » September 7th, 2005, 7:59 am

Freud's breakfast
passive sex a pain
two over easy
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