My last vagina and penile implants

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My last vagina and penile implants

Post by stilltrucking » September 25th, 2009, 7:53 pm

It was February and
It was a cold in her bedroom
man it was cold
cold as Sylvia Plath's london apartment
minus zero
cold as a well diggers ass
cold as a witches tit

And I was being a pendantic prick
talking about ovaries and oocytes
how men produce sperm all their lives
but at birth a woman is born with a finite number of eggs
more than she could ever use up in a life time but still a finite number

And she said she wished she was out of eggs already
She Shut me up

Got dam it was cold in that room
I could have used a silicon rod in my penis.

I think more than the feel of the vagina I miss that meaty feeling of an erection. I have always been in it for myself.

I kind of got nauseous when I read this.
Paul Castellano, the NY mob boss, murdered by John Gotti, had a penis implant to impress his Colombian mistress. The other mobsters regarded this as disrespectful to his wife, which is one of the reasons Gotti got away with the killings without getting whacked himself

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Post by stilltrucking » September 26th, 2009, 10:42 am

A Woman's Sex:
It has the original mouth but remains wordless;
It is surrounded by a magnificent mound of hair.
Sentient beings can get completely lost in it
But it is also the birthplace of all the Buddhas of the ten thousand worlds.


A Man's Root:
Eight inches strong, it is my favourite thing;
If I'm alone at night, I embrace it fully -
A beautiful woman hasn't touched it for ages.
Within my fundoshi there is an entire universe!

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Post by stilltrucking » September 26th, 2009, 10:53 am

too much experience
"as for experience who the fuck has time enough for that."

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compulsions R us.

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Post by stilltrucking » September 26th, 2009, 4:35 pm

it doesn't get any trashier than this
"sin like a madman untill you can't do anything else"
“When a man looks at a woman and sees only somebody to go to bed with he is seeing her in relation to a fulfillment of some need of his own and not as a woman at all. It’s like looking at cows and thinking only of roast beef.”
I grew up in a time before PG-13. I would see a certain girl in my seventh grade homeroom class and walk around all day with “tented pants” clueless as to what the hell was going on down there. It was just her, the only girl in the got dam school that could do that to me.




"I'm not aware of too many things
if you know what I mean"

Just doing my little existential strip tease
don't know why

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