Welcome To Scooter's Trailerpark Tweakerpalooza
- Scootertrash
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Welcome To Scooter's Trailerpark Tweakerpalooza
Well, there's goes the neighborhood!
Welcome one and all and even you too!
Just pull on in -find a spot-hook up the power and kick back and live the good life!
Remember, we're open 24 hours a day, so if you be needing anything just give a holler.
The only rule here is there ain't no rules.
Just be respectful of the other campers and everyone will just git along jes' fine.
- Scootertrash
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- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:04 pm
- Scootertrash
- Posts: 519
- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:04 pm
- Scootertrash
- Posts: 519
- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:04 pm
WELCOME VIDPRO!!! COME ON DOWN~!
Our newest Trailerpark resident is my old running partner, vidpro!
Welcome, Vid, why don'cha say hello to all your new neighbors?
Welcome, Vid, why don'cha say hello to all your new neighbors?
- Scootertrash
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- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:04 pm
- Scootertrash
- Posts: 519
- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:04 pm
mnaz wrote:Cool...
Gimme an Old English 800 and pass the pork rinds....
What time is Springer on?
Welcome to you who have come to the Tweakerpalooza!!
This park has free cable including the Springer Channel.
All day.
All night.
All Springer!
Just they way you like him, raw , raunchy and of course, relevant to all the issues in the modern world!
man o man, I feel right at home.
My first old man (he was a paranoid schitzophrenic (?) artistic type and we only stayed married for nine months then I birthed a d-i-v-o-r-c-e) and I lived in a trailer park, with a 750 Norton (raked front bars and a sissy seat) in our kitchen. Other than having to crawl over the Norton to make breakfest, it 'tweren't all bad. The thing leaked oil like it was a fountain but it sure could go fast! We outran a Harley bike cop and a souped-up corvette on Mesa Street and hid in an alley. That was too exciting for me!
We had a broke down dog (tragic 'victem' of a car accident) in the yard, named Moondoggie. I hope you allow dogs here. They are better companions than most men.
Nice view, I must say.
SooZy Q
My first old man (he was a paranoid schitzophrenic (?) artistic type and we only stayed married for nine months then I birthed a d-i-v-o-r-c-e) and I lived in a trailer park, with a 750 Norton (raked front bars and a sissy seat) in our kitchen. Other than having to crawl over the Norton to make breakfest, it 'tweren't all bad. The thing leaked oil like it was a fountain but it sure could go fast! We outran a Harley bike cop and a souped-up corvette on Mesa Street and hid in an alley. That was too exciting for me!
We had a broke down dog (tragic 'victem' of a car accident) in the yard, named Moondoggie. I hope you allow dogs here. They are better companions than most men.
Nice view, I must say.
SooZy Q
- Zlatko Waterman
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- Scootertrash
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Dear Z.Zlatko Waterman wrote:Dear Scoot:
Do I have to jump through a plate glass window every month to collect my welfare check?
--Zlatko
(cf: "Vineland" by Pynchon)
That shouldn't be neccessary. Unless of course your mom is bucking for a shot at Queen For A Day, then it would be heartily encouraged.
- Scootertrash
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Aw nah, Elvitra. . .once you get to know us we'er just down home folks like Aunt Suzy here....Levitra wrote:Zees trailer place,
she be zee frightening one!
Ooo la la!
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