pink haggis for a blue lady

[constantine]

pink haggis for a blue lady
send it to the only girl i love
of course, there is my mother
who's more than just a brother
but somehow it's not appropriately

pink haggis wrapped in blue velvet
bobby vinton has nothing on me
his ballads all seem pallid
like vapid chicken salad
why does he have to sing so nasally

she wore pink haggis
doo wah doo
wore it like tinsel on a tree
i see her in my dreams
she's bursting at the seams
sheep pluck on my pillow i fear
and i still can see
pink haggis through my tears

[saw]

his ballads all seem pallid
like vapid chicken salad.........(worth the price of admission).........

..............and it's true, vinton's got nothing on you !

[constantine]

thanks monsieur saw - you are a connoisseur and maybe even a sensualist.