Similac!

[constantine]

similac has restored my vigor
I can hike all day on a glass of similac!
it's like mother's milk to me
i like the new can with the popper torpedo tab
gives me that old get up and goo!
women like it - men too!
bust gender paralysis with similac - today!
remember: that's s-i-m-i-l-a-c
similac!
ask for the new demi-pac of similac - today!
i used to be hooked on milky-moo,
but similac changed my point of view
don't be a milk dud - try similac - today!
the perfect lactate simulacrum!
today!

[the mingo]

[WIREMAN]

Boom-Shaka-Laka
Simply runs by me
I think I spent a couple years around this shit and never tried, or did I fail in not trying, was I tried and true, or was it just the Do Wacka Dew?

[Arcadia]

... mmm......I don´t know ... I really never liked milk too much ... & with the years each time less (nice effort! )

[constantine]

It pales before the bovinian experience, but yet it has nourished many admirable hominids. I prefer to keep an open mind on such matters.

[Steve Plonk]

Constantine, you hit a humorous nerve in me with this poem. SImilac, yeah, it's a
milk substitute, a type of baby formula. Then there's adult formula like Metrecal or Ensure.
Have you checked out Enlive? It is a fruit drink formula...