kiwi on the warpath

Post by **constantine** » October 15th, 2008, 8:48 pm

i'm serving notice
to all bandy legged terrabirds
be they emu, rhea, ostrich
or cassowary
i will not be ignored
i may be diminutive, but
i will have my say
you've got to sleep sometime
and when you do
i will beak your tuft
with such fury and abandon
that you will piss multi-directionally
and long for the egg from whence you came

Post by **Lightning Rod** » October 15th, 2008, 9:15 pm

The secret to success for terra birds is not size,
it's speed
I'm not talking about crystal meth
just fast enough to outrun the natural predators
evidence: kiwis are extinct and roadrunners are not.

--Roadrunner (beep, beep)

Post by **constantine** » October 15th, 2008, 10:35 pm

kiwis are not extinct.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » October 15th, 2008, 10:41 pm

I thought that the only kiwis left were fruits

the only images I've ever seen of kiwis were woodcuts

(beep, beep)

Post by **constantine** » October 15th, 2008, 10:48 pm

i am not responsible for what you haven't seen.

nyuck, nyuck, scraaw!

Post by **Lightning Rod** » October 15th, 2008, 11:00 pm

I could write epics about the things I've never seen

----The Abominable Roadrunner
(beep, beep)

Post by **constantine** » October 16th, 2008, 6:18 am

can i get in on it?

Post by **saw** » October 16th, 2008, 6:26 am

it would take one of those Acme Rocket Vests strapped to my back to keep up with this snappy dialogue ....meeeep, meeeeep !

Kiwi Power !

Post by **mtmynd** » October 16th, 2008, 9:01 am

phun.

Post by **Arcadia** » October 16th, 2008, 1:38 pm

new loony tunes´s characters? or a new bootleg serie?

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