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emu's turn to cry

Posted: July 10th, 2008, 7:55 am
by constantine
how does it feel emu
you bandy legged terrabird
you ain't guano
struttin around like ostrich
excuse me, but
ostrich you are not
we've been through this before
first it was rhea
then cassowary
now ostrich
suffice it to say
you are running out of
terrabirds to emulate
(yuk yuk)
your behavior is tiresome
there's no law against it
but then you laid it fast
and heavy on the vivacious
and diminuitive kiwi
kiwi of my heart
kiwi my love
and this i will not forgive
if an accident should happen
if kiwi is hit by a bolt of lightning
then there are emus in this room
that i will not forgive
but aside from that
i am willing to overlook
your flightless indiscretions
why?
emu, i thought you'd never ask
check it out emu
dig on this
kiwi
the voluptuous and diminuitive
kiwi
is perched on my shoulder
even as we beak
it's a terrabird coop d'etat
check and mate
sort of knocks you off
your bandy legged pins
doesn't it big bird
how does it feel emu
emu's turn to cry

Posted: July 10th, 2008, 10:00 am
by westcoast
this series is hilarious :)

~westie

Posted: July 10th, 2008, 10:11 am
by constantine
thank you westie!

Posted: July 11th, 2008, 9:39 am
by saw
well you know what leslie gore said, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to", so....

we shouldn't discriminate against emu, or any terrabirds for that matter....

fly emu, fly.....oops, bad idea...ok, howz about, "Walk Like a Man"...

no that won't work either cause emu are known to be effeminate ...

oh, I don't know...it's so pitiful seeing an emu cry.....how about

Kiwi Kounseling for Kry Baby Emu Inc.....they're very reputable, I hear

Posted: July 11th, 2008, 9:45 am
by constantine
emu may be effeminate, but there is nothing wrong with that.

Posted: July 11th, 2008, 9:54 am
by saw
certainly not, but should they feel the pressure to walk like men ?

I think not, if emu had closets, they'd be out....

Posted: July 11th, 2008, 9:59 am
by constantine
sounds like a question for super robot girl.