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kiwi on the warpath
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 8:48 pm
by constantine
i'm serving notice
to all bandy legged terrabirds
be they emu, rhea, ostrich
or cassowary
i will not be ignored
i may be diminutive, but
i will have my say
you've got to sleep sometime
and when you do
i will beak your tuft
with such fury and abandon
that you will piss multi-directionally
and long for the egg from whence you came
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 9:15 pm
by Lightning Rod
The secret to success for terra birds is not size,
it's speed
I'm not talking about crystal meth
just fast enough to outrun the natural predators
evidence: kiwis are extinct and roadrunners are not.
--Roadrunner (beep, beep)
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 10:35 pm
by constantine
kiwis are not extinct.
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 10:41 pm
by Lightning Rod
I thought that the only kiwis left were fruits
the only images I've ever seen of kiwis were woodcuts
(beep, beep)
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 10:48 pm
by constantine
i am not responsible for what you haven't seen.
nyuck, nyuck, scraaw!
Posted: October 15th, 2008, 11:00 pm
by Lightning Rod
I could write epics about the things I've never seen
----The Abominable Roadrunner
(beep, beep)
Posted: October 16th, 2008, 6:18 am
by constantine
can i get in on it?
Posted: October 16th, 2008, 6:26 am
by saw
it would take one of those Acme Rocket Vests strapped to my back to keep up with this snappy dialogue ....meeeep, meeeeep !
Kiwi Power !
Posted: October 16th, 2008, 9:01 am
by mtmynd
phun.
Posted: October 16th, 2008, 1:38 pm
by Arcadia
new loony tunes´s characters? or a new bootleg serie?