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chuck norris is a god
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 9:36 am
by constantine
chuck norris is a god
with chuck at your back you will fear no evil
your security will not be compromised
yea, though you walk through texas shadows
or lieth deep in the mekong waters
chuck will still kick your ass
amen
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 10:55 am
by saw
a prayer for our times, dino.....a universal truth, if you will, bad guys beware, chuck has to do what he does....kicks butt in the name of justice,.....he would rather be left alone, but knows deep down inside
there are many more asses than need to be spanked.......chuck is not normal, cause living here in the city, I only have to kick ass a few times a week, not every single day....he carries a weighty burden....
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 1:50 pm
by Nazz
Nice.
The 23rd Chuck...
It's easy to roll out Chuck as a god. But you shoulda seen all the crap I took for writing something called "Tarentino is God" a while back. That went over like a Led Zeppelin type-a thing. I kept pleading my case... but it's just, just....Irony.... ahh, but to no avail.
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 4:57 pm
by constantine
that's cause chuck norris is god and didn't want competition. thanks guys!
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 7:27 pm
by mtmynd
my ass has been duly kicked.
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 8:46 pm
by Yejun
See my comment on "bad kirk".
yuck
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 9:11 pm
by revolutionrabbit
yuck on chuck
my chow yuk lunch
up chucked
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 10:01 pm
by still.trucking
Pop ain't pretty
Chuck Norris is god.
I like the onion a lot
yeah I could see this there.