Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

these toilet paper commercials are starting to bug me
blue bears taking a dump and smiling about it
one was wearing glasses and hugging the roll
like it was jesus or something
this is unhealthy and perverse
reminds me of those disney cartoons
where donald duck starts shaking his butt
all over the place like it's cute or something
these fucking blue bears and goofy ass ducks
are playing around with anal fixation
and enjoying it...at our expense!

addendum to goofy ass

and another thing!
remember mr. whipple?
what a pathetic excuse for the male gender
innocuously squeezing the charmin
while officiously
and obsequiously i might add,
whining at women to please stop
they not only ignored him
but mocked him out of hand by their actions!
he was whippled on a daily basis
the insidious thing is that the blue bear with glasses
is a subtle whipple-hook into your psyche
that's already been seeded by earlier efforts
you've got to listen to me!!!

Life Against Death

I think the only reason I eat is because I like to shit so much.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Well, logically, yes.

Doesn't necessarily make for good television.

good point! i forgot about that - never mind.

Yes I agree forget about it, lets go watch television.

"Life! Don't talk to me about life.".

You got that right, bears don't care to wipe.
Commercialism, the art of annoy.
A commercial like this is aimed at the kiddies
so Mom and Dad buy.
It insults the intelligence
what little we have left!

I enjoyed your purge...pun intended.