big rock candy shithead

[constantine]

he's a regular ham n'egger
a go-getter
a hard-charging white man
that does his duty
and then some
a ham n' egger on texas wheat bread
toasted
and that ain't all
he's bigger than that - better
new and improved
he'll work his ass off for a sammidge
some pumpernickel on rye
toasted
and then some
and that ain't all
he's a double angus meathead burger
a manwich handling, grub rustling
son of a bitch
an atkinson chick-o-stick motherfucker
with grabby left-handers
a boysenboy - a berry head
with compound interest
on top of that and then some
he's a big rock candy shithead
toasted on texas rye wheat bread

[dadio]

Darn good punchy poem.

[SadLuckDame]

Thinking about saying it out loud...made my mouth happy.

[the mingo]

[theirishsea]

This poem has swagger.

[ButterflyKiss]

Nice!!

[constantine]

thanks!