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big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 5th, 2011, 7:54 pm
by constantine
he's a regular ham n'egger
a go-getter
a hard-charging white man
that does his duty
and then some
a ham n' egger on texas wheat bread
toasted
and that ain't all
he's bigger than that - better
new and improved
he'll work his ass off for a sammidge
some pumpernickel on rye
toasted
and then some
and that ain't all
he's a double angus meathead burger
a manwich handling, grub rustling
son of a bitch
an atkinson chick-o-stick motherfucker
with grabby left-handers
a boysenboy - a berry head
with compound interest
on top of that and then some
he's a big rock candy shithead
toasted on texas rye wheat bread

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 7th, 2011, 2:46 am
by dadio
Darn good punchy poem. 8)

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 7th, 2011, 10:51 pm
by SadLuckDame
Thinking about saying it out loud...made my mouth happy.

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 8th, 2011, 2:37 am
by the mingo
8)

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 8th, 2011, 9:07 am
by theirishsea
This poem has swagger.

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 11th, 2011, 6:45 pm
by ButterflyKiss
Nice!!

Re: big rock candy shithead

Posted: November 11th, 2011, 8:49 pm
by constantine
thanks!