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i've been working on the railroad

Posted: July 12th, 2012, 9:41 pm
by constantine
these idiots have gotten on my last nerve
they confound me with their interminable crap
what do you for a living, mr. pantazonis?
tell us, exactly what it is that you do?
i'm a diplomat for the foreign office
strictly confidential - a troubleshooter
i shoot trouble right in the brown-eye
and see who blinks first - then i go my merry way
had to work up the ranks
climb the ladder - a rank ladder
it wasn't easy, but
it never is in this business
exactly what business would that be, mr. pantazonis?
the business of hoodoo
hoodoo?
i do!
then they hit me with that resume shit
cover letters and obsequious thank you notes
references - we want references!
we demand references - and good ones at that
we know you are a diplomat for hoodoo
but what did you do before the hoodoo
i used to work on the railroad all the livelong day
could you start with your last job first?
can i give you my first job last?

Re: i've been working on the railroad

Posted: July 13th, 2012, 1:11 am
by the mingo
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Re: i've been working on the railroad

Posted: July 14th, 2012, 12:18 pm
by saw
tell 'em your black ops, and if you provide anymore details you will have to kill them.....you might not get the job, but it would be fun scaring the shit out of them.....I don't envy you man....the job search schtick is brutal......enjoyed the way you wrapped it up in a poetic bow.....try "sixteen tons" next time......

Re: i've been working on the railroad

Posted: July 14th, 2012, 12:40 pm
by stilltrucking
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