eco-meat

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eco-meat

Post by constantine » October 31st, 2012, 4:24 pm

here's the deal
i've got lots of time on my hands
so i figured i'd put it to use
solve a few problems for all
the floundering hominids
we prosaically refer to as "humanity"
i propose a contract - a social contract
each pet owner must provide breeding stock
(or just plain stock) for the meat farm
the first born male or female, whichever the case may be
of every cat and/or dog litter
round them up every couple of weeks
like they did back in the bible
we've got the facilities - so put them to use
it's called re-cycling - and it works!
cats are more prolific, but
they weigh less and taste funny
but if you throw them in a vat
with a proportion of dog, and perhaps
add some nutella or some of that wasabi shit
i think it should be ok - maybe wasabi
for the asian market and mesquite
or something for the occidentals
i'm no market analyst, god knows
they're a dime a dozen anyway
but i'd feel a whole lot better
knowing that a starving ethiope can go to bed satisfied
well-fed, contented, and ready for an honest day's work
we're already doing it with pigs and cows
not to mention the tasty,
and often misunderstood ungulates,
so what's the fucking diff
can the squawk - you're already compromised
only the vegans can claim the moral high ground
and they're so few in number as to be rendered inconsequential
you can toss them in the meat vat and nobody would be the wiser
Last edited by constantine on November 1st, 2012, 6:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Re: eco-meat

Post by dadio » November 1st, 2012, 6:04 am

Good punchy poem

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Re: eco-meat

Post by still.trucking » November 1st, 2012, 10:35 am

“Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
"Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous." Barbara Ehrenreich

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Re: eco-meat

Post by constantine » November 1st, 2012, 5:41 pm

i love em and i eat em - they don't even know my name

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Re: eco-meat

Post by Arcadia » November 1st, 2012, 11:09 pm

you can toss them in the meat vat and nobody would be the wiser ... (yeah, it´s so easy to do that here soon or later! :roll: :lol:) Enjoyed the poem, constantine, gracias!

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Re: eco-meat

Post by judih » November 2nd, 2012, 11:50 am

here we are
i apologize to my grape before i consume it, seed&all
shrinking the footprint with every bite

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