the bohemian coffeehouse review poem
Posted: November 4th, 2012, 2:13 pm
ok - here's the deal
just like i said in an earlier poem
that i wrote last week:
"here's the deal
i've got lots of time on my hands
so i figured i'd put it to use"
same deal with this poem
i was walking down charles by north
but, i was beyond street level
perambulating in that vast necropolis
encapsulated by my aching cranium
i saw the place from across the street
the bohemian coffeehouse
that sort of pissed me off, to me
if you say you're bohemian, you've
already compromised your bohemianality
i don't expect you to understand these subtleties
but i assure you that it's true nonetheless
i felt challenged by their claim of bohemianism
i wanted them to fucking prove to someone like me
someone who's been around - who has experience
in such matters and can see through shit like that
so you know what i did?
i went into that fucking place
that's what i did !
and i ordered a coffee from this guy
i asked him: what's good?
and this squirrelly little bastard
had the cheeky nerve to fucking tell me
"our coffee is great"
just like that !
like he was setting me straight or something
he was like one of those guys
who come half-way down from new york
and half-way up from miami to meet
in the middle of charles and north
and sneer and fucking one-up me
on my coffee know-how or something
if you were there, and saw
that smarmy little bastard for yourself
you'd come away with the same fucking opinion
actually though,
the coffee was pretty good
but, if you make the claim to greatness
then you've already undercut yourself
so, as far as i can see
they made the same mistake twice
two times in a fucking row
that doesn't bode well for their future
just like i said in an earlier poem
that i wrote last week:
"here's the deal
i've got lots of time on my hands
so i figured i'd put it to use"
same deal with this poem
i was walking down charles by north
but, i was beyond street level
perambulating in that vast necropolis
encapsulated by my aching cranium
i saw the place from across the street
the bohemian coffeehouse
that sort of pissed me off, to me
if you say you're bohemian, you've
already compromised your bohemianality
i don't expect you to understand these subtleties
but i assure you that it's true nonetheless
i felt challenged by their claim of bohemianism
i wanted them to fucking prove to someone like me
someone who's been around - who has experience
in such matters and can see through shit like that
so you know what i did?
i went into that fucking place
that's what i did !
and i ordered a coffee from this guy
i asked him: what's good?
and this squirrelly little bastard
had the cheeky nerve to fucking tell me
"our coffee is great"
just like that !
like he was setting me straight or something
he was like one of those guys
who come half-way down from new york
and half-way up from miami to meet
in the middle of charles and north
and sneer and fucking one-up me
on my coffee know-how or something
if you were there, and saw
that smarmy little bastard for yourself
you'd come away with the same fucking opinion
actually though,
the coffee was pretty good
but, if you make the claim to greatness
then you've already undercut yourself
so, as far as i can see
they made the same mistake twice
two times in a fucking row
that doesn't bode well for their future