wild butterball
Posted: November 21st, 2012, 9:54 am
tis the season
to eat turkey
hunting wild butterball
in glen burnie mall
popped off a few rounds
but he's crafty as shit
plugged an alka seltzer
and a bottle of centrum
and chased the fucker
into the frozen food aisle
had him cornered, there
between the klondike
bars and cool whip
fucking bird, frozen
plastic wrapped
and still, it gets away
sliding down the food court
like a fleshy pink hockey puck
butterball - you piss me off
but i like your style
to eat turkey
hunting wild butterball
in glen burnie mall
popped off a few rounds
but he's crafty as shit
plugged an alka seltzer
and a bottle of centrum
and chased the fucker
into the frozen food aisle
had him cornered, there
between the klondike
bars and cool whip
fucking bird, frozen
plastic wrapped
and still, it gets away
sliding down the food court
like a fleshy pink hockey puck
butterball - you piss me off
but i like your style