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wild butterball

Posted: November 21st, 2012, 9:54 am
by constantine
tis the season
to eat turkey
hunting wild butterball
in glen burnie mall
popped off a few rounds
but he's crafty as shit
plugged an alka seltzer
and a bottle of centrum
and chased the fucker
into the frozen food aisle
had him cornered, there
between the klondike
bars and cool whip
fucking bird, frozen
plastic wrapped
and still, it gets away
sliding down the food court
like a fleshy pink hockey puck
butterball - you piss me off
but i like your style

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 21st, 2012, 12:03 pm
by stilltrucking
thank you
very much
you cheered me up
from this holidazed funk :D

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 21st, 2012, 12:41 pm
by creativesoul
awesome- loved this- nice touch- smiles-
thanks- for giving-

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 21st, 2012, 12:58 pm
by Arcadia
tis the season
to eat turkey


gracias for the reminder! :wink:

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 21st, 2012, 1:02 pm
by constantine
happy thanksgiving to my friends and colleagues - that means you!

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 22nd, 2012, 1:13 pm
by david
Gave me a big smile....thanks pal...D

Re: wild butterball

Posted: November 22nd, 2012, 4:10 pm
by sweetwater
but you have never seen a hockey puck
nice poem and theme