confessional poem #6
Posted: April 11th, 2013, 8:24 pm
cut the crap, dino
we want confession, not this
fancy dan jitterbug shit
if you're going to confess
then do it or shut up about it!
the man makes a good point, dino
it serves no one's interest -
this incessant tap-dancing
like gene kelly on pcp
damn it, man
confess and be damned to it!
you should listen to this guy, dino
he makes strong sense in no uncertain terms
after all, floundering about like some teenage
dipshit with his scrotum stuck in his zipper
is that the image you want to convey?
buck up! show some moral fibre -
eat some shredded wheat or something
get back to basics - enunciate!
look, nobody asked you to confess anyway
you're the one who brought it up, but
instead of delivering the goods
you prefer to jockey about like erkel on crack
hemming and hawing, getting all cutesy
and mugging it up for cheap yuks, i mean
what the fuck, dino
why don't you grow the fuck up
swing for the big green monster
like they do in boston - at fenway
in fact, now that i think about it
there's a shitload of priests in boston
who could teach you the ins and outs of confession
instead of winging it like some crazy-ass jackdaw
you could be confessing your ass off with the big boys!
we want confession, not this
fancy dan jitterbug shit
if you're going to confess
then do it or shut up about it!
the man makes a good point, dino
it serves no one's interest -
this incessant tap-dancing
like gene kelly on pcp
damn it, man
confess and be damned to it!
you should listen to this guy, dino
he makes strong sense in no uncertain terms
after all, floundering about like some teenage
dipshit with his scrotum stuck in his zipper
is that the image you want to convey?
buck up! show some moral fibre -
eat some shredded wheat or something
get back to basics - enunciate!
look, nobody asked you to confess anyway
you're the one who brought it up, but
instead of delivering the goods
you prefer to jockey about like erkel on crack
hemming and hawing, getting all cutesy
and mugging it up for cheap yuks, i mean
what the fuck, dino
why don't you grow the fuck up
swing for the big green monster
like they do in boston - at fenway
in fact, now that i think about it
there's a shitload of priests in boston
who could teach you the ins and outs of confession
instead of winging it like some crazy-ass jackdaw
you could be confessing your ass off with the big boys!