have a merry merry haggis!

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constantine
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have a merry merry haggis!

Post by constantine » December 24th, 2013, 4:40 pm

have a merry merry haggis
because one merry just won't do
tie your haggis in a knot
and put the ape in apricot
santa's on his way! woo hoo!
have a merry merry haggis
is there any other kind?
kick that goosey in the ass
and stuff it with lemon rind
mince the meat to mince meat
throw it in green non-stick pan
fry it up- begin to sup
put the haggis in a can
send it off to hooterville for uncle joe
way out where the missiles grow
next to the corn-fed haggis
and the red-eyed buffalo - ho!

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Re: have a merry merry haggis!

Post by dadio » December 28th, 2013, 3:42 am

8) :) Enjoyed.

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