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Sex Change

Post by Lightning Rod » March 29th, 2009, 9:51 pm

I need a change in my life
a little variety
I'm going to fly to Thailand
for an operation

cutting edge, experimental
I'm going to have a sex change
they will install two more cocks
I'll be able to fuck all the Jonas Brothers
at one time
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Post by libberator » March 29th, 2009, 10:33 pm

hahaha

the ending sounds like the nightmare to every prepubescent girls dream
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Post by Lightning Rod » March 29th, 2009, 10:55 pm

libberator wrote:hahaha

the ending sounds like the nightmare to every prepubescent girls dream
I guess I'm a prepubescent girl at heart.....haha

thanks for getting the course joke here
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Post by mtmynd » March 30th, 2009, 9:14 pm

odd imagining, eLRod... how many among us have fantasized a TAP (Triple Anal Penetration) ? I'm sure only a few have due to the improbability of having 3 cocks attached to one male-esque body... although urinating would certainly be quickly over with. On the other hand, the possible discomfort of having 3 needy erections crying out for attention might be an inconvenience not to mention the desire to have three hands should one become fixated on a masturbation session.

May you fantasy with the Brothers Jonas give you a whale of a good time! ;)
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Post by Lightning Rod » March 30th, 2009, 11:01 pm

damn, you're right cec
I'll have to get them to give me another hand too
I hope the insurance will cover it

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Post by mtmynd » March 30th, 2009, 11:08 pm

cool. you be the handiest man in tejas! ;)
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Post by Arcadia » March 31st, 2009, 1:48 pm

so, the 3 problem!!!!! ... there is an old semi-fatalistic saying here: "no hay dos sin tres" :lol:

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