the big dud theory

[sweetwater]

it is curious
to discover
that all of the laws
of physics
resides
on a theory
that cannot be proven
to be true

and thus
the big bang

but why a great explosion
to elicite the finer
points of magic
and science?

why not
the great drinking theory

where the universe
had too much to drink
one night

and made a postulation
losing some of its particles
and creating debris

as it stands now
the planets
are shrapnel
from some IED

and we are the created
from exploding parts

strange theory
this big dud theory

it needs to be challenged

[SadLuckDame]

Neat piece to me,
today I was going about in my head going, "What we make in empty space." Anyway, it's a fun one and you've made it out beautifully.

[Steve Plonk]

"There is a glue that holds together the universe...
That glue is GOD. Let the congregation say amen."
--From one of my early Penny Haiku.

[mnaz]

and what happens, even if it was the big bang, when all the artful splatter doesn't have quite enough momentum, and the stars start to rubberband back toward themselves, setting up the next implosion/big bang, and so it goes?

[Steve Plonk]

The Lord he collects that mess around here and there just like K-Y or petroleum jelly. Then the universe just vacillates itself back out like vaseline in a tube. It collects and then spurts out again.

You have de ying and de yang...We starts at de beginnin'...
Den de Lord rearranges that thang. The multiverse gets reconfigured and explodes all over again...String theory says there are as few as 12 universes existing side by side each other.

That theoretical multiverse boodle done put pitch all in my mind... Now my mind is full of stuffin' and I don't know 'bout nuffin'. My mind's like one big black mattered hole in one. Oh Glory! Where is de Kingfish when we needs him? He ain't politically correct no mo'.

[mnaz]

a most interesting analogy.

[Doreen Peri]

brilliant!

[Steve Plonk]

Folks, my "precious" analogy owes itself to works by Stephen Hawking who
greatly influenced me as well as the series "Lost". I went off on
a focused tangent from there...Glad you all liked it. I also appreciated
your poem, Sweetwater, it showed quite a bit of skepticism--which is
healthy in this age of "me, too". Hey, and thanks to mnaz, & Doreen, too.

[sweetwater]

what existed before the explosion
there had to be something there to explode

the big bang theory
seems more like a giant sun theory

i don't know it is just curious that's all

but i like all your comments
maybe it is about imploding jelly

the imploding jelly theory

but seriously i think it is more of a giant sun theory

there was or is this giant sun
that the milky way was a part of

the point i suppose is what existed before the explosion
maybe there was never any big bang theory

it's all speculation