WALT'S WIFE.

[dadio]

How do I look in this dress?
Walt’s wife asked him as she
Did a twirl in the bedroom.
Yeah, fine, Walt slowly replied.

But you’re not even looking at
Me, she said. Walt turned his
Head from the small TV screen
And gazed at her. Yeah, you look

Fine. It’s not too short is it? She
Asked. No, not too short, Walt
Said, his eyes looking at the TV
Screen once more as the ballgame

Hotted up. How about my ass,
Does it look ok? Sure, said Walt.
Sure, what? She asked, my ass
Is too big in this? Is that what

You’re saying? Yeah, Walt replied,
His eyes focusing on the pass of
Ball. How can you be so insensitive.
Why you’re not even looking at me.

DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS?
She bellowed. Walt turned around
And at stared at his wife sticking out
Her ass. No, no, he said, just right

Honey, the best ass I’ve seen today.
What other ass have you seen today,
Then? She said. Walt sighed, he’d
Missed a good hit. What do you
Want to know now? Walt asked.
Whose ass you seen today? She said.
I haven’t seen any ass, Walt replied.
He studied his wife as she twirled

Again. That’s a bit short isn’t it, Walt
Said, and a bit tight. Makes your ass
Look like two piglets under canvas
Fighting to get out. A hairbrush flew

Across the room missing Walt’s head
As his wife stormed into the bathroom
And slammed the door. That’s ok Honey,
That’s what we goddamn husband’s are for.

[snowman]

never a right answer for those questions
this gave me a good chuckle as i have had similar experience with my wife
thanks
dave

[dadio]

thank you, Dave.