PC Breathalyzer (a silly song)

[Doreen Peri]

Everybody sing along with me!
___________

Quick! Quick! Quick!
Blow in here, Slick,
That's good, keep blowing.
Your score is now showing.

Looks like you passed
the test today,
so the rest will be easy
if you have something to say.

Your PC keyboard
has now been released
so go on and write
just as much as you please.

• Chorus:
  DING DING DING!
  Everybody sing.
  PC Breathalyzer
  DING DING DING!

After 3 or 4 drinks,
it locks right back up,
so type your words fast
or sip slow on that cup.

This is standard equipment
on all new machines,
It keeps people safe
if you know what I mean.

There are many who travel
the roads on the net.
So, I'm sure you won't want
to be some kind of threat.

• Chorus:
  DING DING DING!
  Everybody sing.
  PC Breathalyzer
  DING DING DING!

[dune]

Oh No!! The keyboard too?!!

[WIREMAN]

is there an app for my Ipad???

[Doreen Peri]

One of the best inventions ever! I should get a patent.

[saw]

i know some people that learned the hard way, not to post when they were drinking...after reading their their very own rants the next morning... to be horrified

a practical solution...Ding Ding Ding