Cerebral Crunch

[Doreen Peri]

(inspired by saw's poem by the same title)
........

I had cerebral crunch for lunch.
My brain is eaten up.
Whole milk and bananas —
had to remove my bandanna.

I usually drink 2 percent
don't know where my brain went
when I bought the heavy duty kind.
Yum, a treat, my delicious mind!

My only concern is the frontal lobe.
I dove in the spilled milk in the bowl.
Took my whole confined brain in control.
Cerebral cereal killer!
Too many fillers.
God said, Let there be nutrition!
Nutritionists replied, this is junk revision.
Empty calories, too many carbs.

Fell over once into a barbed fence.
Ever since, not much sense.
Got my head jabbed with traps.
Crap, shit, damn, and all that.
What about my ears?
I can't hear snap crackle!

Life is risky
like Rice Krispies.

[WIREMAN]

capn crunch
pirate lunch
chillin the
cerebellum
soundtrack
by fried hockey
boogie maestros
ya know i was layin
down one night, i
heard momma & poppa
talkin, they said, "let
that boy write his poetry,
it's in him and it's gots
to come out."
who says trix r for kids?