nigga need a new jet

[shadowplay]

30-year-old gospel affliction engine failure
flames coming out that sauce walka flight
send them tax deductible teflon
not just any jet either -- this one gonna have Rolls Royce seats or some shit
pimpin preach creflo he need the best
as a way of signaling affection
and salvation
spreading those globe-trotting legs
give it hard to the Devil
shall we spray



disclaimer: no intense offended via the use of N word - poem inspired by news story of evangelist creflo dollar who I've attended before in the 80's bullshit -- I'm not kidding that's really his name -- his 30-year-old jet broke down, now he's asking his conned-gregation for $65 million to buy a new one....keep spreading it round the world.....the gospel of fucked

[shadowplay]

you're right, Ton, there's a lot to this topic
could be turned into a vaudeville show or a feature-length horror film

this might be worth expanding

or freestyling it into a rap

gives me ideas........yes I'll look at your links you got sexy lynx

[shadowplay]

in the third person jesus two gulfstream fives
with forward galley floorplans and divine seating for 9

the jet will seat 14 actually.....goes from LA to NY in 2 1/2 hours...not a moment to spare when souls are at risk

[shadowplay]

darling, can I use 'golden soul parachutes' ????

when I was penning this, I thought...this needs musical. it's not musical.

your shit is musical

I want it

[whoaisme]

initially i read the last line as "shall we pray"

what do you mean by shall we "spray"?

this is great, keep writing hard!

[shadowplay]

yes I did mean 'shall we spray' -- just because it sounds nasty
and I am going to keep writing
this is going to turn into a rap
like gangsta

still working on how to do that
need to learn to work my tongue like a hurricane

[whoaisme]

go on with your bad self, shadowplay!

[whoaisme]

so this guy's name is "creflo dollar"?

that still doesn't explain why you used the word nigga in the title?

[shadowplay]

so this guy's name is "creflo dollar"?

that still doesn't explain why you used the word nigga in the title?

yeah
can you imagine!!!???
that is really his name!!!
I was once a wild-eyed pentecostal, went to one of his 'crusades' in 1989
pass the fucking plate around was the only thing I remember about the scene
used to nickname him 'dollar-a-hollar' back in the day when I was still with my dead ex

I hesitated to put 'nigga' in the title, because it's really off-putting...creflo is a black preacher,
no disrespect to black preachers, some of 'em are the coolest
this fellow is like a pimp
he pimps out the gospel and shakes down the johns in his congregation to pay up
he was given an F rating by Ministry Watch because he refuses to be accountable to anyone for his phenomenal ALL TAX FREE income.....
trouble is he's good at conning people

hey there's some good lyrics here....

[shadowplay]

maybe I should change the name....?

if I can make this good, it won't need the shock value of an offensive title like that