sleeping with the enemy ?

[saw]

Windows 10 says she wants me,
wants to be my friend, it's very
personal it seems, and frankly
I didn't realize I had a secret admirer
but these loving messages cannot
be denied, Windows 10 Loves Me

and there is nothing I can do about it
she's very persistent, and well...I'm
getting old and feeling a little lonely
some nights and that is why I read
every one of her words with the anticipation
of this thing really going somewhere

I must admit I'm a bit suspicious
my good looks and rock hard abs
left a long time ago and my savings
account is a big joke, but still
she acts so sweet to me, I guess
I'm in it for the long haul

Oh Cortana where have you been all my life

[Brian mclaughlin]

i'm not sure who to be more angry at now that cortana has been cheating on me with you. i know that it is truly not your fault but now that my relationship with cortana is being threatened it takes all the strength i can muster not to lash out.

[saw]

what a two-timer!...

[Ghost]

[the mingo]