Operators are Standing By

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Operators are Standing By

Post by mnaz » October 14th, 2017, 2:23 pm

Militarism.
Yours in just sixty easy payments,
and we'll throw in scorched earth
absolutely free if you act now.

Call this number for a special offer,
commemorative gold plaques
straight from gouged-out hills
in the strip-mined desert, and
if you call now you'll receive
a free doomsday arsenal.

Militarism.
Don't delay.
Order yours today.
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Re: Militarism

Post by sasha » October 14th, 2017, 2:50 pm

fire one round, get 10 free! Bomber operators are standing by........
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Re: Militarism

Post by mnaz » October 14th, 2017, 3:32 pm

Damn ... How did I forget that "operators are standing by" bit? Good catch!
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Re: Call now, operators are standing by

Post by sasha » October 14th, 2017, 4:29 pm

happy to oblige!

but wait - there's more!!
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Re: Call now, operators are standing by

Post by mnaz » October 14th, 2017, 5:13 pm

I think I misspelled 'plaque'..
Doh, fixed it, sorry..

"Wait there's more. How much would you pay now?"...
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Re: Call now, operators are standing by

Post by saw » October 14th, 2017, 7:42 pm

"I'll throw in free shipping on every AK-47 !".....
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Re: Militarism

Post by mtmynd » October 18th, 2017, 11:49 pm

Wars make the world go 'round... one round at a time.
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Re: Operators are Standing By

Post by mnaz » October 19th, 2017, 3:53 am

Thx mt mynded one. I keep changing my mind on the title..

Maybe I should get more serious about poetry some day.

Naah...
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Re: Operators are Standing By

Post by the mingo » October 19th, 2017, 5:02 am

Fuck Yeah Mongolia !!

... bsides, the only time ya can take a gun serious is when one is pointed at you -
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