Chastity’s Belt
Chastity’s Belt
Chastity’s Belt
Chastity sprung her belt
belting out the family value’s chorus
with the sheet music wearing thin.
The recital was a bust anyway,
she forgot to rehearse.
Sang out of key and broke the lock
to her chastity belt grown too tight.
When she saw the stones from heaven
crush the little bird flying with broken wings
she decided to ruin her virginity
before it was too late
to feel good about herself.
She never found the time
to mourn daddy's death,
but she couldn't help crying
at the memories
when daddy's chastity belt fit too tight.
Later that night,
to feel better about herself
she had a midnight madcap,
a slow screw extra stiff.
Chastity sprung her belt
belting out the family value’s chorus
with the sheet music wearing thin.
The recital was a bust anyway,
she forgot to rehearse.
Sang out of key and broke the lock
to her chastity belt grown too tight.
When she saw the stones from heaven
crush the little bird flying with broken wings
she decided to ruin her virginity
before it was too late
to feel good about herself.
She never found the time
to mourn daddy's death,
but she couldn't help crying
at the memories
when daddy's chastity belt fit too tight.
Later that night,
to feel better about herself
she had a midnight madcap,
a slow screw extra stiff.
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- Ann Bingham
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A midnight madcap eh? Ya, now that sounds like my cup of...tea!
I'll remember that the next time I want to feel better about myself.
Reach for a midnight madcap
celebrate the
zany me.
I'll remember that the next time I want to feel better about myself.
Reach for a midnight madcap
celebrate the
zany me.
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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- Dave The Dov
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Hey just like Woody Allen said in the movie,"Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". When he found this woman's chasity belt keys.
These are the keys to the latch so I can unlock them to get at her snatch.
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Mercedes OC500LE
These are the keys to the latch so I can unlock them to get at her snatch.
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Mercedes OC500LE
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