Client Number Nine

Post by **hester_prynne** » March 10th, 2008, 6:03 pm

Turgid statesmen,
viagra aides.
Scrotum call to order!
"Here pussy pussy pussy".
Pink tunnel escapeholes,
overrule again.
Spare the pricks!
spoil a few lives!
Then see God.
Ol, Mr. fix it.

He couldn't help it dear.
Learn to live with it.
Pretend it didn't happen.
Swallow that big, juicy,
sorry coming.
Suck hard.
Stand by your man,
with a brand new heart,
that's just brimming,
in big, bubbly,
painfully annoying,
hot bile.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 10th, 2008, 6:15 pm

Gawd i love ya!

lol... this was great!

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 10th, 2008, 7:05 pm

I forgot to say that another poet write the same exact title on Arcanum Cafe today or yesterday. Isn't that a trip? I mean, it's an odd enough title, yanno? Something in the universe, I guess... some kind of connection.

Post by **constantine** » March 10th, 2008, 7:40 pm

wild stuff! enjoyed immensely.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 10th, 2008, 10:40 pm

hahahaha! I'm such a ditz! geez... finally saw the news report about client #9 .... and here i thought you and some person you didn't know had some kinda cosmic connection with each other just having happened to come up with the same title on the same day.

man i'm stupid..

lol

Post by **mnaz** » March 11th, 2008, 4:00 am

Hest...
well done, like an echo.
something timeless about it..

'spare the pricks!
spoil a few lives'!

it never seems to end.

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 10:34 am

I like the old testament
there was always a harlot by the side of the road

And Mary washed the lord's feet
but she did not play piggly wiggly
with his toes.

good poem
thanks

Post by **burntvalentine** » March 11th, 2008, 5:13 pm

i'll bet u write on better subjects, i'll keep looking.

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 9:20 pm

Better subjects?
Strange comment amigo

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 9:33 pm

I been hearing sound bytes on the news

His fall is biblical
I wonder what the hooker's name is
Tamara?

Judah and Tamara

He was a distric attorney in Manhattan I think. Made his chops cracking down on wall street sharks and high dollar prostitution rings. So this is somebody's idea of payback?

I must be a sick fuck, I though it was a pretty good subject for a poem.
But you know it takes two to troll

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 10:53 pm

I can't bring myself t google for more information
But I heard a sound byte of how the shit hit the fan for him.
A software program, every transaction any where in the world runs through some monster banking software that identifies risk.

First and only time I was 14, hung with an older crowd. They took me a long to a whore house up on North Ave back in my old time.

Christz it was horrible, disgusting, terrifying

My penis shrunk up to the size of a Vienna sausage if you have ever seen one of those. I don't know if you have ever seen the Shinefeld episode about "shrinkage"

Reminded me of the sceene from Ginzburg his mother laying naked on the bed.

Took me years to get over it.
I never told the guys what happened just acted like I was a real man.
I must be the most sexually immature man here.

Sitting in a truck stop on I-80, Dublin California I think
God it was the worst place I have ever been
Stranded there for a couple days waiting for a load of produce.
THe sickest scrawniest bad complexioned woman I have seen was making her way from truck to truck. I imagined the drivers getting back to their home 20 and saying, "Honey I am home" to their wives. brought a little something from california.

Well a woman's got to do
A man too

I been thinking about calling Tamara for a date.

You know its been a long time
So long time
I just don't hope no more

Guys like me a dime a dozen I guess
Hopeless romantics
And diamonds are a girls best friend.

Don't mind me
just doing the existential strip tease
Every thing I can put in a text box
Frees me
Link breaking another link in Jacob Morley's chains.

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » March 11th, 2008, 11:02 pm

Spitzer appears to have solicited some pricey ho's, yet he has not as of yet been charged with any crime. It also appears that the media and many in the Thanatopolis mistake a solicitation beef for something like war crimes................regardless, most excellent verse as per uzual, H.

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 11:13 pm

one of those things I don't want to know more about
But even so.
Solicite?
I thought I heard something about credit card transactions?

Yeah I thought so
He was a regular customer
He just got nailed this time
emphasis mine

The recording captured a man identified as "Client 9" -- a regular customer of an elite international call-girl ring -- setting up a date with a petite brunet who used the name "Kristen." A source familiar with the case identified the Democratic governor as Client 9.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 2692.story

It is the world's oldest profession I have heard.

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » March 11th, 2008, 11:32 pm

HOw do ye know whether
the Simulacra of scandal
has any bearing to the "facts",
assuming such thangs
hold or no, Sir Lampshade??
Ye do not. What should irk
any DECENT gott-fearin
Americun is that those
westside ho's go fer
like 1500 per hour.
IN TJ Spitz-mann could
have done dat legally
for 1/10 the cost, and
saved the taxpayers
a good deal of grief.
Praise the Osirisian equinox, and
the celebrants of the Nilean flood: IO IO

Post by **stilltrucking** » March 11th, 2008, 11:34 pm

yes I know what you mean

"Do you have any anecdotes to back up your evidence" GKC

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