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From the things-we-wish-we'd-said-or-done series.
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"It is indeed unfortunate
that you find yourself in this
precarious, debilitating situation,
my dear," she said as she slithered
her hip-hugged skirt and titty-tight
sweater to the other side of the platform,
then stepped down to take to take a seat
on the majesty stool, one leg perched
like a royal pheasant, her crown
slightly askew.
"Yes, it is," I answered as I spied
the half-eaten sliced grapefruit
on her plate then reached over
to grab the orb (slimy side up),
as it accidentally slipped out of
my hand into her plastic face.
"Oops!" I said.
"Oh my! And it is indeed unfortunate that
you have citrus on your botox."
_________
"It is indeed unfortunate
that you find yourself in this
precarious, debilitating situation,
my dear," she said as she slithered
her hip-hugged skirt and titty-tight
sweater to the other side of the platform,
then stepped down to take to take a seat
on the majesty stool, one leg perched
like a royal pheasant, her crown
slightly askew.
"Yes, it is," I answered as I spied
the half-eaten sliced grapefruit
on her plate then reached over
to grab the orb (slimy side up),
as it accidentally slipped out of
my hand into her plastic face.
"Oops!" I said.
"Oh my! And it is indeed unfortunate that
you have citrus on your botox."
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plastic botox slime
i read this twice. loved it the second time as i visualized its juicy-ness.
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AC?
no, i don't know what AC is. plus, i'm not astute...i read it twice-now 3x's and found something else i liked...my aka name is PISS&VINEGAR...and this one fit right up my alley for the times i feel like a royal bitch. this was a snippy write. loved it.
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insult/retribution
i have a couple oldies...just things when i got pissed off. i'll share if i can find'm.
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sorry burntvalentine.. I thought you were someone else!
Thanks again! piss&vinegar is a great screen name... lol... i like burntvalentine, too!.. both very vivid names
(from one royal bitch to another
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and I hope you and Terri both post some of your pieces with a similar type theme.... looking forward to it!
again, welcoming you both to the site...
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and I hope you and Terri both post some of your pieces with a similar type theme.... looking forward to it!
again, welcoming you both to the site...
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