Qualifications for the Messiah position

[mnaz]

Hmm.. yes.
I see here that you have an army,
yes, a big one... and well trained.
Yes.. We're always looking for that sort of thing.
How about pyrotechnics? Have you worked with pyrotechnics?
No? That's OK. You might be able to pick that up.
Lessee.. it says here that you talk directly to God.
Hmm.. yes.
Y'know, I gotta be honest with you.
We see a lot of that lately.

[constantine]

way cool!!

[sooZen]

[Terri]

I know you said Messiah, but I'm thinking Joan of A fits the description.
Every time I read it, this one

How about pyrotechnics? Have you worked with pyrotechnics?

makes me lose it. (Yep, just did it again.) Nice piece.

[westcoast]

Ass ume the position!

cool one.

~westcoast

[judih]

yeah, the old talking to god thing doesn't get ya scratch, anymore
what's it gonna take?
a miracle?

[Totenkopf]

it says here that you talk directly to God.

ah yeah mnazinator: that's an occupational hazard for messiahs, visionaries, german metaphysicians, dixie fundamentalists, Imams, and boxcars of bad poeticals

[mnaz]

hmmm... I'm such a drunken smartass sometimes.

Thanks.