Telepathic Timex

Post your poetry, any style.
Post Reply
Posts: 29
Joined: September 1st, 2004, 7:42 am

Telepathic Timex

Post by Toerag » September 1st, 2004, 9:36 am

I walked into a bar,
Sat next to a blond fox,
Looked her up and down
Then gandered at my watch.

She looked at me and asked:
"Is your date just running late?"
I said I didn't have one,
I wasn't here to wait.

I said I bought this new watch,
It has telepathy,
It says "You're not wearing panties,
And this I'd like to see."

She replied with sympathy,
"Your watch is simply wrong,
Because I'm wearing panties,
Though it's just a thong."

I shook my head in disbelief,
And told my lady friend,
"This stupid watch is one hour fast,
I'll set it back till "then"....

User avatar
Doreen Peri
Site Admin
Posts: 14293
Joined: July 10th, 2004, 3:30 pm
Location: Virginia

Post by Doreen Peri » September 1st, 2004, 3:15 pm

She was seated at the bar
looking like a fox,
a dude made a move
but it wasn't too smooth...
some guys can be such cocks.

:roll: :D

heyyyyy toe! welcome to the nuthouse. well, up until now, i wasn't able to say that, but i'm glad i'll be able to from here on out. lol
good to see you, my friend :P

Posts: 16
Joined: August 15th, 2004, 8:31 pm
Location: Dallas

Post by preston » September 5th, 2004, 1:02 pm

can i use that next time i need a pickup line ?

Post Reply

Return to “Poetry”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest