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Ding dongs.............n Taco SAUCE
Posted: October 1st, 2007, 3:36 pm
by Totenkopf
Huh
hunkahunka
burnin' Spam
bay Bea,
blessed, sanctified
in the Name of
ZIP
PAY!
genuine
Drive-thru
Messiah.
Posted: October 1st, 2007, 5:00 pm
by Arcadia
vanoli in honky-tongue
images of burning monks
& walking-people
malvacious, melpómene
PDF archives cursed
(for today)
Posted: October 1st, 2007, 5:45 pm
by mnaz
maketh a joyful noise unto the keyboard!
Posted: October 3rd, 2007, 7:46 am
by Totenkopf
Give us this our
daily
Krispy Kreme
and OPRAH
some decent
NASDAQ stock
and forgive us
our YUKONS
as we try to
forgive those of
HARKLEROAD
Posted: October 4th, 2007, 10:14 am
by Totenkopf
Oh Mist POLLY!
Polly Pulchritudinous
Posted: October 12th, 2007, 3:42 am
by mnaz
Open, 24 hrs.
where's my wallet?
Posted: October 12th, 2007, 10:57 pm
by Totenkopf
Next up, Hallmark Holiday Network
Proudly Presents
The Maid and the ICBM.
"Hey you cracker mutha-f-ers,
peace-out......."
Posted: October 14th, 2007, 3:33 pm
by Totenkopf
Gift the Gif thaa
Keeps on Keepin' Om!
Short-range tactical
missiles, inscribed with
some statist code:
Jeeeebzusss loved U
Posted: October 14th, 2007, 8:45 pm
by mnaz
distant shades of Slim Pickens on that missile...
He worked for it.
Jesus loves me, this I know...
Posted: October 15th, 2007, 6:05 pm
by hester_prynne
Twinkies in noodle broth,
chaingangwheel carnival,
tractor smackdowns,
lugnut clowns,
sexy mechanics,
tickets,
sold out.
Posted: October 20th, 2007, 7:16 pm
by Totenkopf
Norm----
Norman PODHORETZ?
Werner Von BRAUN?
They ain't many mo'
xenophobic around.......
Werner
Werner Von Frown
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 1:14 pm
by jimboloco
warner brothers
scientologist boss
scatterred mass appeal
unrhymed squeals of sloth
in patent plastic slurrs
tactical airlift
over a
strategic bombing zone
more lies
robotic humans
officers club
titles and self-glorification
and gory ignorance
while grandmothers drool
malevolent scorn.
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 4:14 pm
by hester_prynne
"grandmothers drool malevolent scorn"
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeikes!
I love that line jimbo!
H
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 9:47 pm
by Totenkopf
Ah
the Pandybat
Can, the Pendebat
Cain't:
The Pendybot
Cain't;
the BendyBot
Cane
Posted: November 8th, 2007, 10:10 am
by Totenkopf
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog-- the procedure kills both." - Mark Twain
http://www.zippythepinhead.com/pages/aa ... nding.html
Ding dongs n Taco Sauce, comrades!