Dirty Limerick jam
Dirty Limerick jam
Her pelvis was writhing with glee
All while she sat on his knee.
He said "Ah due say,
That sure is a way
To Spend a nice afternoon tea."
All while she sat on his knee.
He said "Ah due say,
That sure is a way
To Spend a nice afternoon tea."
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.
There was a gal named Condoleeza.
Everyone said she was a skeeza.
But she did her duty
While shakin' her booty
Oh, but boy was she a teaser!
There was a gal Condoleeza.
Took less than a minute to please her.
She pulled Dick's Cheney
And Ayatollah Khomeini,
Bush I, and the singer from Weezer.
{No doubt, Condi Rice has found herself in many a limerick, but could this not be a first ever for the Ayotollah?}
Everyone said she was a skeeza.
But she did her duty
While shakin' her booty
Oh, but boy was she a teaser!
There was a gal Condoleeza.
Took less than a minute to please her.
She pulled Dick's Cheney
And Ayatollah Khomeini,
Bush I, and the singer from Weezer.
{No doubt, Condi Rice has found herself in many a limerick, but could this not be a first ever for the Ayotollah?}
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.
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there was a closet Clinton supporter
who worked in the Latin Quarter
all day long he would say
Viva Cinton Olay
and at night he'd dream and ca·vort her!
who worked in the Latin Quarter
all day long he would say
Viva Cinton Olay
and at night he'd dream and ca·vort her!
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[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
there was a young pastor from the northeast
he was a rapturous unholy beast
but he tamed his pride when he went for a ride
with the widow of a recently deceased
as he stood at the gates of hell
the deceased looked up at the heavenly hill
he repented his sins and was born again
as th babe of th mournful pell mell
they named their new girl Abigail
because she had stared into Hell
this was not known to them until she turned ten
when she told them she was really a male.
they all began to pray
for thhis was a wonderful day
they got him-her some pants
and (s)he began to dance
to the tunes of a miricle play
he was a rapturous unholy beast
but he tamed his pride when he went for a ride
with the widow of a recently deceased
as he stood at the gates of hell
the deceased looked up at the heavenly hill
he repented his sins and was born again
as th babe of th mournful pell mell
they named their new girl Abigail
because she had stared into Hell
this was not known to them until she turned ten
when she told them she was really a male.
they all began to pray
for thhis was a wonderful day
they got him-her some pants
and (s)he began to dance
to the tunes of a miricle play
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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