Shit, it's Xmas already?

Post by **mnaz** » December 23rd, 2007, 3:22 am

The problem with Xmas is that it was
founded by superstar religious statesmen,
and religion has severely lost its grip.

The founding fathers had their slaves,
and they must have known about the slave ships,
as they penned their noble wishful thinking.

Post by **mnaz** » December 23rd, 2007, 4:21 am

on second thought, there is no problem.

sleighbells ring, listen, and the snow glisten,
and all that. works for me, except there's no chance of snow-- you know, global warming and all.

Post by **e_dog** » December 23rd, 2007, 6:02 am

i love this structure "the problem with Christmas is..."
then
"on second thought there is no problem."

that's great.

mnaz is a poetic-craftsman.

Post by **mnaz** » December 23rd, 2007, 6:23 am

On second thought, the second thought could be the whole problem. But it's..... Christmas!!

Post by **Dave The Dov** » December 23rd, 2007, 7:34 am

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Yes they do ring true!!!!

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Post by **Arcadia** » December 23rd, 2007, 8:57 am

the december bubble
already splashed here
it´s raining!!!

Post by **Axanderdeath** » December 23rd, 2007, 3:06 pm

have you all bought lots of shut for people you otherwise never want to see?

X-mas is X-mas

But I only say this cause I have no money and do not really want to believe in orginized religion

Post by **mnaz** » December 23rd, 2007, 10:04 pm

Well, not "lots", and not for those I don't want to see...

No particular fan of the hollydaze am I... well, except for that spiked egg nog bit, maybe...

Post by **Axanderdeath** » December 23rd, 2007, 10:06 pm

lots of shit--not shut

Post by **Arcadia** » December 24th, 2007, 9:07 am

mmm
there is a time
when you are old enough
for have money enough
to buy not very expensive _____
for the kids in your family
(yours or not)
and even Santa
and yourself
it´s a kind of natural process

"los bebés traen pan abajo del brazo"
(babies bring bread under their arms)
says an old adagio
you don´t need to buy anything, geoff!!

Post by **e_dog** » December 24th, 2007, 8:56 pm

I hung a stocking on my _________
'cause I'm gots more stock than Walmart
Eat some missletow
aqnd hope it don't make you fart.
Ho ho ho
and a bottle of run
eat some missletoe
and suck my thumb.

Step up to me
and the reindeer will stomp
then my lil elf friends will butcher and chump you
'Cause we some ole school gangstas
represewntin' da North Pole
Got more rhyme than Cochran
more stamina thanm Bob Dole
more harmonica than Bob Dylan and
more harmonium than Allen G.
Fuckin' shit up
from See to shinin' sea

Yeah, boy
We be rockin' the manger, yo
Straight up
Bethlehem style, G--
Peace
in tha Middal Eest.

Post by **mnaz** » December 25th, 2007, 6:50 am

I'm kind of spoiling for a fight at this point.

Post by **Arcadia** » December 25th, 2007, 9:25 am

more harmonica than Bob Dylan wow e-dog!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **mnaz** » December 25th, 2007, 2:16 pm

That's a wrap....
Okay. Everything's fine now.
Made the local retailers smile faintly.
Lead-gray clouds scrape a little more softly.
Irish pub, and then silent night, wholly a night,
well, not silent, 'cause I live by the Interstate,
by all that speeding freight that's never late,
it's neither here nor there, so buyer beware,
snaking like frosty 'lil fingers from the 'Pole,
where everything goes south...

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