Healthcare--Doctah Please

[Lightning Rod]

I attribute my good health to the fact
that I stay away from doctors.

my bad habits sustain me
much better than insurance

two types of people
those that die from lack of healthcare
and those who die because of it

Doctah! Doctah!
Physician heal thyself
send your kid to college
with the bottle on the shelf

Doctah! Doctah! Doctah!
Doctah! Doctah! Please!
sell me the slick new remedy
put a name on my disease.

When I was a dope dealer,
I knew that there was poetry in medicine
that's why my next career will be
inventing new names for drugs

How about Hardonis for the next generation's erections?
It has a Greek God flavor.
And Dumbalice for a pink housewives' lala pill?

What's an out-of-work poet to do?
better than working for Hallmark.
Doctah, Doctah, Doctah
Doctah, Doctah, Please.

[stilltrucking]

"a dram beats a dam"

Blew my mind when I found out there really was a pill called Soma

"Hardonis"
Adonis me

Seriously Clay
I think you should try it.
I mean the madison ave bit

thanks for the pome

[Marksman45]

Did you know that the words "heal" "whole" and "holy" are all related? They don't just happen to sound alike; they sound alike because they're related. That's the way English used to work.

The word "heal" means "to make whole." "Whole" implies what we now refer to as "union." How many doctors do you think are aware of that?

A witch doctor, on the other hand, heals himself (makes himself whole) first, then heals the patient. He is also immune to every disease he knows how to cure. Now doesn't that just make sense?

To a doctor, medicine is a complex chain of chemicals suspended in water or a pill. To a witch doctor, medicine simply means "power."

[Doreen Peri]

mars! great to see you!

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[constantine]

the system creates remedies for the diseases they produce. sounds like a racket to me. off with their heads! fine poem lightning.

[Lightning Rod]

the system creates remedies for the diseases they produce. sounds like a racket to me. off with their heads! fine poem lightning.

constantine,

can I interest you in a little Restless Leg Syndrome?

you are so right

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