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Qualifications for the Messiah position

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 4:47 pm
by mnaz
Hmm.. yes.
I see here that you have an army,
yes, a big one... and well trained.
Yes.. We're always looking for that sort of thing.
How about pyrotechnics? Have you worked with pyrotechnics?
No? That's OK. You might be able to pick that up.
Lessee.. it says here that you talk directly to God.
Hmm.. yes.
Y'know, I gotta be honest with you.
We see a lot of that lately.

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 5:17 pm
by constantine
way cool!!

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 7:04 pm
by sooZen
:lol:

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 7:55 pm
by Terri
I know you said Messiah, but I'm thinking Joan of A fits the description.
Every time I read it, this one

How about pyrotechnics? Have you worked with pyrotechnics?

makes me lose it. (Yep, just did it again.) Nice piece.

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm
by westcoast
Ass ume the position!

cool one.

~westcoast

Posted: March 19th, 2008, 11:19 pm
by judih
yeah, the old talking to god thing doesn't get ya scratch, anymore
what's it gonna take?
a miracle?

Posted: March 20th, 2008, 3:14 am
by Totenkopf
it says here that you talk directly to God.
ah yeah mnazinator: that's an occupational hazard for messiahs, visionaries, german metaphysicians, dixie fundamentalists, Imams, and boxcars of bad poeticals

Posted: March 21st, 2008, 12:19 pm
by mnaz
hmmm... I'm such a drunken smartass sometimes.

Thanks.