Don't Be a Cop

[Lightning Rod]

just a little story
I was in the sixth grade
precocious and chomping at the bit

I was elected president of my class
along with this office came a responsibility
I had to take names when the teacher was out.

My earliest political realization came from this
it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.

my next realization came from the bible
when I turn the other cheek, you know which cheek it is.

I moon the powers that be
they can cancel my insurance
but they have to catch me first.

the only cop-work I do from now on
is summary execution.

we're back to back, my friendly enemy
only the black shiny FBI shoes kick ass
Cyberia is not what it's cracked up to be

[westcoast]

lots of clever lines here

~westie

[mnaz]

it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.

Turn the other cheek.
Moon the powers that be until they recede.
Summary execution.