Don't Be a Cop
Posted: April 4th, 2008, 9:51 pm
just a little story
I was in the sixth grade
precocious and chomping at the bit
I was elected president of my class
along with this office came a responsibility
I had to take names when the teacher was out.
My earliest political realization came from this
it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.
my next realization came from the bible
when I turn the other cheek, you know which cheek it is.
I moon the powers that be
they can cancel my insurance
but they have to catch me first.
the only cop-work I do from now on
is summary execution.
we're back to back, my friendly enemy
only the black shiny FBI shoes kick ass
Cyberia is not what it's cracked up to be
I was in the sixth grade
precocious and chomping at the bit
I was elected president of my class
along with this office came a responsibility
I had to take names when the teacher was out.
My earliest political realization came from this
it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.
my next realization came from the bible
when I turn the other cheek, you know which cheek it is.
I moon the powers that be
they can cancel my insurance
but they have to catch me first.
the only cop-work I do from now on
is summary execution.
we're back to back, my friendly enemy
only the black shiny FBI shoes kick ass
Cyberia is not what it's cracked up to be