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Don't Be a Cop

Posted: April 4th, 2008, 9:51 pm
by Lightning Rod
just a little story
I was in the sixth grade
precocious and chomping at the bit

I was elected president of my class
along with this office came a responsibility
I had to take names when the teacher was out.

My earliest political realization came from this
it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.

my next realization came from the bible
when I turn the other cheek, you know which cheek it is.

I moon the powers that be
they can cancel my insurance
but they have to catch me first.

the only cop-work I do from now on
is summary execution.

we're back to back, my friendly enemy
only the black shiny FBI shoes kick ass
Cyberia is not what it's cracked up to be

Posted: April 5th, 2008, 12:30 pm
by westcoast
lots of clever lines here :)

~westie

Re: Don't Be a Cop

Posted: April 5th, 2008, 11:15 pm
by mnaz
it's a no win situation, being a cop.
I'll never take that job again.
Turn the other cheek.
Moon the powers that be until they recede.
Summary execution.