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[westcoast]

46.27% of all statistics are made up on the spot. This is true. I just made it up.

I lied when I said I like Frank Zappa. Actually, I haven’t listened to his music in 30 years.

I think he must have been a good parent. He called his son Dweezil [Ian Donald Calvin Euclid] Zappa to be precise. In honor of a nickname he coined for his wife’s very cute curled pinky-toe. His daughter he christened Moon Unit back in the days of Dick and Jane, Barbie and Ken, Lyndon and Ladybird. How hip is that!

I wasn’t quite forthcoming when a friend suggested he would gladly break an assailant’s legs.

At the time, I encouraged restraint. “Let nature take due course,” I said biting a shredded tongue. Now I say:

“Yah, snap ‘em like wishbones and record the screams. Loop the audio. It will help me to sleep at night.”

Instead of popping pills and the sound of burning Viking ships, I can doze to a Turkish mafia verses Aryan Brotherhood rumble.

[Doreen Peri]

46.27% of all statistics are made up on the spot. This is true. I just made it up.

Hahahahaha!... i love that!

[constantine]

how hip are you that's what i want to know. neato!